Sunday, March 24, 2013

Song Seung Hun the Hand Towel and Don’t Call Me Mr. Hand Towel

We all agree on how beautiful Song Seung Hun is and how his acting skills unfortunately aren’t at the same level with his unparallelled beauty. We’ve been having so much fun with our heated discourse on his beauty and lack of acting skills, unchecked, until Don’t Call Me Mr. Hand Towel (DCMMHT) showed up and joined us.

To this day I still have no idea who DCMMHT is. As far as I know of no body does. Or if there are people who know who this awesomeness is, they are certainly not talking. 

I have my own suspicion. Okay, I thought it was you YY. Yes, you denied it. But, until someone confesses of being DCMMHT or if the rumour has it that somebody else (with name) is the real DCMMHT the mystery will always bother me and you’ll always be my number one suspect.

I wish that besides ‘Name That Drama’ game, JB would also have ‘Let’s Un-towel the Don’t Call Me Mr. Hand Towel’ game. He/she should be made a hero/heroine and receive a beanie award or something. 

Seriously. I never know anybody with that kind of sense of humour. I bet you don’t either. Unless, you know who DCMMHT is. Do you? 

To refresh our memory of how truly awesome DCMMHT and my beautiful Song Seung Hun are (Wait a minute, is it possible that both of them are actually the same man? Nah! It can’t be. It’s simply impossible. They have twisted my mind with their respective awesomeness.) here are the pictures that started it all:

otk January 4th, 2011 at 5:04 pm
 jossy January 4th, 2011 at 5:21 pm reply to otk
reow!! I believe I have found my new desktop background AND screensaver for 2011…
nangnang January 4th, 2011 at 5:23 pm reply to jossy
Amen to that!
 izzie January 4th, 2011 at 6:22 pm reply to jossy
$10 for these pictures making it to Dramabeans banner. ;)
Ms Guccibabie January 5th, 2011 at 10:29 pm reply to jossy
$10?!? Please! I got a hunnet! What’s Up! Let’s Do This!!
maria January 4th, 2011 at 7:15 pm reply to izzie
$10 to anyone who MAKE IT a dramabeans header!!!
c’mon, people!
Lenita January 4th, 2011 at 7:58 pm reply to izzie
errr, how about a header choc-full of abs?? :D
Molly January 4th, 2011 at 8:41  pm reply to Lenita
Choc-full…haha, good reference to choco-abs. :)
beetch January 5th, 2011 at 3:27 am reply to Lenita
I think it’s better if it’s the nekkid body that be the website banner!
izzie January 5th, 2011 at 8:31 am reply to Lenita
Aaand… now we’re all hyenas. :D
AcrobaticUrchin January 6th, 2011 at 4:30 pm reply to Lenita
Well… since I was bored and everyone was asking for it:
This is my second banner ever.
Viola January 6th, 2011 at 8:39 pm reply to Lenita
Your banner is awesome AcrobaticUrchin!! :)
 tangee January 5th, 2011 at 5:51 pm reply to jossy
totally agree 1000% Reow!!! Sharpen your claws!!!
Jomo January 5th, 2011 at 8:33 am reply to otk
LOVE your screen name!
Cam January 5th, 2011 at 7:13 pm reply to otk
MTH March 5th, 2011 at 2:49 am reply to otk
I am waiting your new drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fighting??????????
splendidlure January 4th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
From the trailers, I think Kim Tae Hee is going to surprise people. I found her so cute and likable in the clips so far.
lizzyd January 4th, 2011 at 6:06 pm reply to spendidlure
What? There are other actors in this series? There’s dialogue? A plot? But why?
obivia January 4th, 2011 at 6:37 pm reply to lizzyd
... January 4th, 2011 at 9:56 pm reply to obivia
Jomo January 5th, 2011 at 8:19 am reply to lizzyd
Coffee on keyboard and screen!
oh! tht! chick! January 4th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
gimme tht hand towel NOW! rawrs
pipit January 4th, 2011 at 5:20 pm reply to oh! tht! chick! 
Yes, that damn towel is yours girl friend! Give it to her! Now! Now!!
nangnang January 4th, 2011 at 5:24 pm reply to pipit
she have the towel, give me the speedo!!!
dee January 4th, 2011 at 6:05 pm reply to nangnang
Give me the man, without speedo and towel. :)
lizzyd January 4th, 2011 at 6:07 pm reply to dee
so that leave the guy for me??? squee!!
come2noona January 4th, 2011 at 8:07 pm reply to oh! tht! chick! 
So… one has the towel… one has the speedo… another has the man…. I guess that leaves me the shower. I’ll take it! Looks big enough for two… hey he has to go back to wash, right?
Paloma January 5th, 2011 at 9:16 am reply to come2noona
I cannot laugh more with all your comments. I have tears in my eyes. I really guess I arrived late to get a little piece of something…you know what I mean!!!!
Ten thumbs up for these photos!!!!!
soysauce January 4th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
LOL. Best eye candy EVER.
I saw the 4 min. trailer, and yea….SSH…running out naked? CHECK!
blah January 4th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
damn he’s finnnnnnnnnnnne!
Anon106 January 4th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Okay. So maybe I will be checking out the premiere.
Soxxy15 January 4th, 2011 at 5:13 pm
I almost fainted. This is to much for my poor heart. Song Seung-heon is trying to kill me with his awesome body. LOL
E- kun January 4th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
A tear literally rolled down my cheek…
rhea January 4th, 2011 at 8:24 pm reply to E- kun 
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Although, who showers in a speedo? I consider that speedo an affront to realism!
The shower door that was left open is also an affront to realism. But are we really complaining? ;)
btw… is that… a varicose vein… on his tummy? O.o
ruthie January 5th, 2011 at 2:46 am reply to izzie 
could definitely start an iv line in that!
Jomo January 5th, 2011 at 12:14 pm reply to ruthie
I’m trying to make that into an innuendo and…I…got… nothin….
Eileen January 5th, 2011 at 6:53 am izzie 
Maybe he just went swimming. I hop into the shower with my suit (to rinse off) and then peel it off. :)
nangnang January 4th, 2011 at 5:23 pm reply to izzie
that is a big vein connected to “I hope” a much bigger vein. Oh my heart!!!
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 5:45 pm reply to nangnang
scandalous, sister! scandalous are yer thoughts. ;)
Kitchel17 January 4th, 2011 at 7:40 pm reply to izzie
whoa lets keep it pg jk lol :D
 alice January 5th, 2011 at 11:06 pm reply to nangnang 
HAHAHAHA!!! I just died from laughing so hard.
ck1Oz January 4th, 2011 at 5:32 pm
‘cough cough’ isn’t that because there are no love handles there?
VC is usually in the legs.
Man there are some very happy viki My Princess team members this morning :-)
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 5:44 pm reply to ck1Oz
LOL. Just playin’ with the varicose vein thing. (btw abdominal varicose veins are real.) :D Anyhoo, that’s still a prominent vein on his abs. Must be from doing crunches too much?
‘cough cough’ isn’t that because there are no love handles there?
He just can’t have it all, can he? :) Absence of love handles = presence of prominent vein. At least, if he gets seriously ill, the doctor will have many options on where to stick the IV. :D *wink* *wink*
Man there are some very happy viki My Princess team members this morning
They must be throwing out a party by now. :)
kirara January 4th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
OH HELL YAh. That is super FINE and HOT.. :D
I’m okay even if he wear’s a speedo in a shower.. its more than what I expected since he’s not only good looking clothed with fine suits and the professional manner and the new hair cut.. but we also get to see him in the shower.. YUM..
okay, I will stop now.. I think the only reason i’m watching this is for him.. I hope the drama turns out well!
Thanks for posting!
ditdut January 4th, 2011 at 5:20 pm
damn that cockblocking speedo!
marypeg January 4th, 2011 at 6:25 pm reply to ditdut 
rolling March 5th, 2011 at 2:45 am reply to marypeg
I am Your Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fighting
 AhjumaInJava January 6th, 2011 at 5:37 am reply to ditdut 
what speedo? what shower door?
i got the impression that there are two pictures of SSH in his mighty awesomeness here. been refreshing this page for the mmfph times, but i only see one sizzling hot pic of him. damn u internet connection!
someone pls tell me what is the color of that darnlucky speedo
cheeseakad January 4th, 2011 at 5:20 pm
DAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT BODY
hpn88 January 4th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
well that was pleasant to wake up to!
Ojou_Belle January 4th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
LOLed at all your comments!
Hey, JB, I bet you had to zoom in on the photo to see
the Speedo logo. Happy zooming in!
nangnang January 4th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
he defines hot guy “a male person that makes your loins roar with hunger “. ROAR!
dee January 4th, 2011 at 7:57 pm reply to nangnang 
And today is the day? Ayyy… well, let’s start the craziness early! Is the bath scene is in episode 1? I bet the rating will reach to the sky if he takes a bath in the first 10 minutes.
acta.est.fabula.plaudite!! January 4th, 2011 at 11:05 pm reply to dee
I sure as hell will be anticipating this scene :P !!
Annie January 4th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
That’s steaming HOT!!!! rawr!!!! :)
rebwarts January 4th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
no more need for a long article, the pictures speaks for itself.
shinhyesungluv January 4th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Or it’s more like, the only reason you need to watch My Princess.
Autumn January 4th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
WHOA. look at that pose! this is glorious.
just watched the 5min trailer and it’s making me giddy. can’t wait.
Venus January 4th, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Ok Ok I gave in…JB with those pics come on I have to see My Princess now!!…I wasn’t really going to watch but DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN I CANNOT RESIST THIS HOT MAN!!!!!!
Shelley January 4th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Are these pictures real or PS?
 izzie January 4th, 2011 at 5:56 pm reply to Shelley 
if these are screengrabs, probably not photoshopped.
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
super-ego: Scandalous!
id: Shh! I’m looking at the belly button waterfall!
super-ego: Does he really have to do that body-beautiful-competition pose? He’s not emoting! He’s just flexing his muscles while showering!
id: Right! Who needs body oil, right?
super-ego: That’s not what I meant!
ego: He’s just trying to appeal to a broader demographics with the drama + sexy.
super-ego: But he’s totally sending the wrong message!
id: I don’t mind. Bring it on!
estel January 4th, 2011 at 6:04 pm reply to izzie 
Haha! I love it ^____^
enjay January 4th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
lol…i cant stop laughing at all the comments…then this id,ego and superego….lol
izzie January 5th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
lol. the hormones are acting up too. they keep screaming, “gene donor! gene donor!” they’re kind’a difficult to reason with at this point.
Viola January 6th, 2011 at 8:43 pm
I hear ya Izzie. :) Those pesky biological imperatives can be so darn unreasonable! :P
Ariel January 4th, 2011 at 6:14 pm reply to estel
Ha ha ha posturing is so Mr Universe, I wonder if there are more like that, well just to satisfy my curiosity I have to watch this drama… mmm I wonder if there are more shower scenes, pool scene, bed scene… faints…
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 10:27 pm reply to Ariel 
is a beach scene too much to ask?
oh, it’s shot on winter? uh. okay. (dang!)
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 5th, 2011 at 1:27 am reply to izzie
Personally I’m hoping for a toilet scene to show you all what I am capable of. There’s nothing like a toilet scene to demonstrate the huge range of emotions that rush across a protagonist’s face in that brief moment – from pain to anticipation, stress, relief and finally, bliss.
izzie January 5th, 2011 at 8:37 am reply to Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel 
from pain to anticipation, stress, relief and finally, bliss
You’re not talking about waxing, are you?
AhjumaInJava January 6th, 2011 at 5:19 am
*sheepishly drooling*
**silently summoning the half-nekkid GONG YOO from that famous after-shower scene in Coffee Prince over for a compare and contrast evaluation**
ROFLMHO reading all the comments. if this drama fails me at all, i know i just need to go back reading all the comments here to ease my headache and restore my state of joy
[and redo the re-compare-re-contrast evaluation of SSH vs GY]
*still drooling*
**double drooling bcs now there are two**
Angelina January 4th, 2011 at 6:03 pm
I can’t stop myself from looking at you-know-where *blush*
Ani January 4th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Count me in for the premiere. I never thought him to be overly hot before (what? I only start liking people after I know more about them… Unless they’re downright growl worthy of course. XD), but that body is HAWT! XD
ninji January 4th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
toopai January 4th, 2011 at 6:10 pm
aaiiieeee!!! he’s bathing like a champion, served two ways. glossy or matte? juicy dripping or towel-dried moist?
ni January 4th, 2011 at 6:17 pm reply to toopai 
perfect comment for a perfect post XD
aPam January 4th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I swear, almost all dramas have a shower scene….. But you know…I’m not complaining!
lovin it January 4th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
as if i werent already convinced..
ahhhh song seung heon!!! <3 o:p="">
Jeanie65jh January 4th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
actually it’s too bad that’s not a hand towel… oh let’s face it, it’s too bad this isn’t American cable.
danna January 4th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
ahem..i think JB wins her case…unless GF can hand in something to compete with that from Dream High
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 6:40 pm reply to danna 
LOL. In that thread, I voted for Dream High. ;)

id: but now you’re changing sides, right?
super-ego: no! Dream High is wholesome!
id: are ye sure? *grins*
ego: let’s watch both series and find out which one’s better.
id: right. and then the shower scene will actually make you change sides.
super-ego: how do you kick out the id?
hormones: can we cast our vote?
super-ego: no.
id: yes.
liver: I vote Dream High.
viola January 5th, 2011 at 7:28 am reply to izzie
ROFL Izzie!! That was so so funny! :)
izzie January 5th, 2011 at 4:31 pm reply to viola
*bows head* thanks. :) my insides… they just can’t agree over this one. :)
Haj January 4th, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Eeefu January 4th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Eye canides are nice; can’t live with that only tho; would feel insulted intellectually. Show some brains please.
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 6:45 pm replay to Eeefu
that would be asking for too much. they already showed the trunks.
Yui January 5th, 2011 at 1:59 am reply to izzie
other than the brains will be okay. :)
Taber January 4th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Wish the picture was just” a little “bit” lower, I would have loved to see what he working with….. hehehehe.
 izzie January 4th, 2011 at 6:43 pm reply to Taber
yeah. the framing is not apt. although it complies with the “thirds” rule, you shouldn’t cut the torso at such point.
just technical stuff…
Linh January 4th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
is it shallow to say that i’m definitely watching this drama now?
gingganggolli January 4th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
…..oh my godness that was so awesomely hot!
Kasie Jun January 4th, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Just imagined myself ripping off that damn speedo.
kopi_adik January 4th, 2011 at 6:54 pm
ok… sold! hahahaha! God i’m so easy!
kamee January 4th, 2011 at 6:55 pm
is it just me, gawd, i feel like a perv as i’m typing this, but he looks like he shaves down there, no? lol. the shadows under his bellybutton illudes to that. :D
jen January 4th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
im scared that this show will disappoint after all the hype. i hope it does really well because it seems cute
LeMonS January 4th, 2011 at 6:58 pm
First – Stunned. Just stunned. I feel like I should be profusely thanking somebody. (it IS going to be a good year)
Then I am very confused. Okay so in my head I have created a back story to explain the speedo. This is not his master bathroom (oh, no!). This is the bathroom adjacent to the indoor lap pool. He is just rinsing off the chlorinated pool water. (okay, internally satisfied with that). I will be the towel girl…
What of picture number 2? Are those dishes on the top two shelves (Why am I looking?!?)? Is he walking around in a Pottery Barn? Why is his hair suddenly dry? He’s still in a towel.
That is okay. He is lovely! Sent them to my phone for days when work gets TOO stressful. (Massive vent!)
come2noona January 4th, 2011 at 8:13 pm reply to LeMonS
Pottery Barn… LOL
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 8:27 pm reply to LeMonS
Probably, after he blow-dried his hair, he headed to the kitchen where he left his trunks to dry in the microwave oven.
LeMonS January 4th, 2011 at 9:41 pm reply to izzie
Okay, okay. I will work with that.
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 10:29 pm reply to LeMonS
cuz he likes them trunks toasty warm.
favegirl13 January 4th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Gimme me a piece of that hunk..
actually gimme everything
O_O i think he definitely brought sexy back…
ArcrobaticUrchin January 4th, 2011 at 9:11 pm reply to favegirl13
“I think he definitely brought sexy back.”
But it’s true.
Tania January 4th, 2011 at 7:11 pm
**nosebleed** while fainting!
uden January 4th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
On the second picture…those veins…down there are about to pop…
QueenPinay January 4th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
*dropped jaw* mmm….mmm….mmm…that’s for breakfast!lunch and dinner?!!??! YUmmY!
anais January 4th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Hilarious. I love how short the actual post, that is, the written part, is. :)
popcorn January 4th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
He is big.
VanillaSalt January 4th, 2011 at 8:53 pm reply to popcorn
what is this big thing you are hinting at? We all are much too innocent to know ;)
by the way, i just wanna jump on him. rawr!
izzie January 4th, 2011 at 10:31 pm reply to VanillaSalt 
she’s right. he is a big star. a big star.
tsk.tsk. VanillaSalt… you and your assumptions. ;)
popcorn January 5th, 2011 at 12:05 pm reply to VanillaSalt 
I was referring to his upper body and his abs – the muscles.
The other possible “big” thing you think I’m possibly hinting at – I can’t see to tell.
VanillaSalt January 5th, 2011 at 2:02 pm reply to popcorn
Damn that speedo and towel! now only if the picture showed more…. :P
popcorn January 5th, 2011 at 5:26 pm reply to VanillaSalt
haha actually i think somehow he is more attractive when he covers it….
im not too sure if that human body part is pretty….
Tracy January 5th, 2011 at 9:22 pm reply to VanillaSalt
My mummy told me the crown jewels were hidden there. What human part are you talking about??
Kitchel17 January 4th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
DAMN!!! Ok so watching now! ;D
Lemon January 4th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
I don’t like song seung heon but this made my day ‘cos it cracked me up.
Kooslee January 4th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
LOL, oh wow. They better have a shower scene on every single episode. Can’t just tease us like that.
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 4th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
They used to call me Mr Hand Towel.
I got quite upset. So I wrote to DB’s EYE CANDY GALORE. I wept as I wrote. You have to understand that though I can’t express emotions well (I have a layer of fine polished wood growing beneath my topskin), my speciality is to be SAD.
I suppose I am to blame for this unflattering monicker Mr Hand Towel. But through the years,unbeknownst to me, I have been undegoing a gradual and subtle process of transformation. I call it the Towelling Process. it is a very complicated process whereby a human (in this case, me) slowly transforms into a wooden block, and is then further transformed into a hand towel. So you see why I call it complicated? It is no easy feat to change a human to wood and then to cloth.
When I got out of bed one morning last week, I glanced at myself in the mirror. I saw, not myself reflected inside, but a block of wood! Imagine my horror! I knew then that I had to do something or I would be doomed forever. That was when I decided I would singlehandedly REVERSE the towelling process! I would change myself BACK from hand towel to wood to Man.
My new drama provides the avenue for my change. So bear with me; it is a long and tedious process this transformation; don’t believe me? Watch the FLY I,II and III- they needed 3 movies to effect the change back to human form! So if I appear wooden to you in my new drama, never fear; it is because I am in the midst of undergoing the transformation, an in-between stage, if you will. Give me time, and who knows, maybe by the end of the drama, I would have achieved complete transformation. I would be A REAL MAN, to quote the insufferable Pinnochio.
On the lighter side, let me try to answer your queries about my underwear.
1. Yes, I wear black skimpy briefs. They are most comfortable. My underwear drawer is filled with rows of folded and ironed black underwear. (Yes, I iron my underwear, I am nothing if not orderly and precise in my habits.) In the words of Jerry Maguire, my black skimpy underwear COMPLETE me.
2. I choose to wear black, not any other colour. Black is the essence of me- I am dark, mysterious, passionate, broody. Would you like me if I were to wear PINK skimpy underwear instead? I rest my case.
3. Yes, I wear underwear when I am bathing. it is strange, but it would be even stranger if I were to wear bermudas in the shower. Wet skimpy black underwear is light and shiny and I can strut coolly and sexily in them; dripping wet, soggy, heavy bermudas wear a ton when soaked in the shower. I would look funny AND walk funny if I’m dragging a house around my butt.
3. I wear underwear to display my awesome abs and six packs to you. I am, if I can use the metaphor, a well-carved piece of wood. Besides, my mother says I should distract from my wooden acting with my fine body. You know what they say: Mothers know best!
So watch out, Korea, watch out, world! I am no more Mr Hand Towel! Call me Mr Sizzle! Call me Mr Hottie! Call me Mr Hotcakes! Huh? I’m confusing myself…..
 pipit January 4th, 2011 at 11:49 pm
Oh my God!
JBBBBBB……..! You’re so to blame for driving us all nuts with this post of yours!
I couldn’t stop laughing and giggling like a crazy woman in front of my computer!
Dear Mr. Hand Towel who can’t express his emotion, and trying to turn into man. I’m sorry for laughing with others when they call you that.
Oops, sorry. Mr. Hottie, I hope I don’t hurt your sensitive self if I say you’re so so so hot even when you write! I love you! Fighting!!
viola January 5th, 2011 at 7:23 am
Dear Mr ex hand towel,
Yes, I would still like you if you wore skimpy, pink underwear. But, may I suggest that you eschew the concept of underwear all together? It’s so passe , and does not befit a man of your ehm.. stature. ;) Please consider embracing the the Classical look, after all the Greek statues that you so aptly resemble, do not even bother with fig leaves! :P
belleza January 5th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Samsooki, is that you? :D
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 5th, 2011 at 9:35 pm
I’m not Ms Samsooki. They used to call me Mr Hand Towel. I am a man. Cross my heart. I have had plastic surgery done obviously on other parts of my body but I swear to you definitely not THAT part. Even I wouldn’t stoop that low (pardon the pun). All my body parts are intact, trust me. You can check out the speedo pic if you don’t believe me. My advice would be to use a high-powered magnifying glass for a clearer image. Ahem.
However, I must tell you that I am very much in touch with my feminine side. My deep soulful eyes will show you what a sensitive vulnerable man I am. In fact, some ppl have actually told me I look a lot like Audrey Hepburn. Errr….I’m supposed to be flattered?
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 5th, 2011 at 3:25 am
Now that we’ve become better acquainted, I’ll let you in on a little secret. I’ve actually done a lot of cameos and bit roles through the years, mostly under wraps. A star like me isn’t supposed to do such small parts but I personally find them challenging. They all inspire the actor in me.
Where do I start? Ok, that bus in Mary Stayed Out all Night? That was me.
The bench where Playful Kiss had its opening scene? Me again *blushing*
Secret Garden? No, not the flowers, you great kidder you! The Garden, of course! That was a pretty tough role ….I had to literally SPREAD myself out….really exhausting on my abs. Lucky I had 6 of them so pretty well got everything under control.
I did bit parts in Hollywood as well. I really learnt A LOT!
M. Shyamalan’s The Devil…. I played ….NO NO, NOT the old lady, hey I’m a GUY! I’ve got standards! No, I played The Elevator. All that jerking and plunging gave me a mighty headache at the end of the shooting. But I was game all the way. I’m a professional, ok?
And in my latest outing (I’m really proud of this, guys), Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I was – The Tent! Isn’t that great? Didn’t have any lines, though, pity.
And the latest TV hit Walking Dead? Well, they actually called me up personally and asked me to play an Asian zombie. They wanted me to walk up and down the street looking dumb and wooden with my head lolling to one side! I was pissed off, I can tell you! They turn me down for the horse role, and they want me to play a ZOMBIE?????
So you’ll see from what I’ve said here I’m pretty much a METHOD ACTOR.Yes, I really go into each of my roles wholeheartedly. I MORPH into my roles. You want me to play a bridge? Wham! I’m a bridge! You want to play a flowerpot? KAZAAM! I’m a flowerpot! No, no, don’t look at me like that ….I’m just like you, I’m an ordinary guy. I just want ppl to call me a professional. Not too much to ask, is it?
THOR’s coming out soon. I’m hoping to get the role of The Hammer. Would be a great coup! I’ll keep you guys informed. Thanks, you’ve been great. So long.
Snicker January 5th, 2011 at 7:45 pm
OMG!!! Shut up! I can’t stop laughing….
pipit January 5th, 2011 at 9:28 pm
Dear Mr. Sizzlethecakehot,
You know I love you don’t you? I think your ability to transform is awesome. Now, that you mentioned it I finally get why that bench in Playful Kiss is there.
But, I want to see more of you. I’m sure many others agree with me. We want to see a lot more!
So, please kindly fire your manager and hire your sweet wise mother as your new manager.
I’m outrage – although that bench in PK did impress me -that your manager is more passionate about you transforming into those things rather that let you distract us with your perfect self like what your mother suggested (bless her).
You wanting to be Thor’s hammer?! Hotcake, NO! I tell you you should be Thor! There’s no doubt about what an awesome Thor you’ll make.
I don’t remember much about the in and out of Thor, but I do remember this half naked gorgeous guy. So you see it’s going to be just perfect for you. You could wear all your beloved black brief and nothing more.
I promise you that your swinging will be the death of not only your enemies but also your fans.
With love
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 5th, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Thank you for your kind compliments.
I fear that the Thor role would be quite dangerous for me. You see, I have…AHEM….. the CROWN JEWELS safely nestled in my black skimpy speedo.
I worry that the swinging hammer might inadvertently dent, damage or HORRORS, remove permanently the said jewels. Oh, I tremble as I write this!
My crown jewels are my life. Without my crown jewels, I am nothing. I am just a man in a black skimpy speedo. I am like a Christmas tree without a star, a firecracker without a fire (or a cracker).
As such, I would prefer the hammer role. It is safe and I believe I can deliver strongly, given my past experience as bus, bench, tent and elevator.
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 5th, 2011 at 7:13 pm
I notice that everyone seems to be focussing on my abs, and not ME. Have you ever thought about ME? The man behind the abs? The mind beneath the six packs?
I wrote this poem out of pain and frustration.
When you look at me
Do you look at me or my abs?
When you talk to me
Do you talk to me or my abs?
When you smile at me
Do you smile at me or my abs?
When you hug me
Do you hug me or my abs?
When you kiss me
Do you kiss me or my abs?
When you say you love me
Do you love me or my abs?
Will you love my abs
If they are old and wrinkly?
Will you love my abs
If they are spongy like jelly?
Will you love my abs
If they are pear-shaped and droopy?
Will you love my abs
If they are stinky and hairy?
Snicker January 5th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
What the?!!! Seriously I’m farting from too much laughing!
Viola January 6th, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Many many finger snaps to you! Please accept my undying admiration. :P
Don't Call Me Mr Hand Towel January 5th, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Ode to My Speedo
My speedo is as black as night
My speedo fits my butt so right
My speedo is so snug and tight
My speedo keeps me warm inside
My speedo makes me float so light
My speedo is such a wondrous sight
It even makes the aunties fight
samgetang January 19th, 2011 at 7:43 am
Mr Hand Towel, you are not! LOL!
lilone January 5th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
ROFLOL… (tears). These comments are seriously way more interesting than the premise for the show…
@ DCMMHT, what’s it like inside your head? I’m POSITIVE it’s gotta be more X-rated than what’s on screen!

I love this particular post in DB so much that I decide to make its own post here so I could easily come and have a look whenever I need a good laugh.

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